Here’s a funny trick. Go to a karaoke bar, and ask to perform “Blame it On the Rain.” When your turn arrives, grab a friend with a good voice, hide him conspicuously somewhere to the side of the stage and have him sing the song into a wireless microphone while you enthusiastically lip-sync the lyrics to the crowd. People dig that shit.

Here’s another. Play “Girl I’m Gonna Miss You” without crying. Just TRY, tough guy. And if you’re really looking to woo your special lady, play her the romantic musings of “Girl You Know It’s True”:

"I’m in love with you girl, ‘cause you’re on my mind; You’re the one I think about most every time."

Love is honesty. And only true hearts like Milli (or alternatively, Vinilli) are romantic enough to admit that most of the time when they’re fantasizing about a woman, it is their beloved.