I know it's not cool to be all materialistic, and a good life is measured by happiness and love and shit, but ... money. As far as I can tell it's just wrinkled paper and little bits of metal, but have you ever had some of this stuff? People will literally give you anything you want for it! The more you have, the more stuff you can GET! Who would have fucking goddamn thought? Christ, I want some money. What will they think of next? Money, ya’ll.