| Rank |
Last Week |
Food |
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| 1 |
- |
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Fast food perfection. Side note: Remember when they had that buffet thing for a couple years
-- the “super bar” or something? What the fuck was that. |
| 2 |
- |
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Don’t let the drive-thru lady tell you that cheesy gordita crunches are unavailable. They’ve got the shells.
They’ve got the meat, and the sauce. They’re available all right, you just have to be pushy. Limited time only, my ass. |
| 3 |
- |
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Loaded potato bites may be the best new food item of the last three years. |
| 4 |
- |
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It goes without saying that the quality of a chicken joint is measured by the tastiness of its biscuits. Popeye’s is the undisputed king. |
| 5 |
- |
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Could be ranked higher if it lowered its prices by a couple bucks. You hear me talking, BYB?? |
| 6 |
- |
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The fact that I have no idea what their burgers are made of only makes me want those mysterious patties more |
| 7 |
- |
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Offers a menu comprised almost entirely of food items that were once offered in my elementary school cafeteria.
Strangely, this formula is appealing. |
| 8 |
- |
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Ranking when I’m not on drugs: Somewhere below Captain D’s. |
| Worst 2 Places |
|
| 1 |
- |
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I can’t believe this place still exists. |
| 2 |
- |
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I don’t care how big their burgers get., I’m not eating those awful things. |