| Rank | Last Week | Food | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 |  |
I wish Dave Thomas were my father. Except that then Wendy would be my sister, which would be inconvenient because I want to bang her. Also, Dave Thomas is technically dead. |
| 2 | 3 |  |
A dizzying array of available sauces. |
| 3 | 4 |  |
This place is called Popeye’s, so is it weird that spinach isn’t on the menu? Just as well, as I derive my power from buttery biscuits. |
| 4 | 2 |  |
Gained one spot for introducing the delicious new zesty beef quesedilla, then dropped three spots for the two times Ive been there this year and they’ve been out of beef. What the fuck?? |
| 5 | 7 |  |
Number five with a bullet! I had never been to Sonic stoned before, until Saturday. The cheddar bites … blew. My. Mind. |
| 6 | NR |  |
New to this week’s poll. I really never eat at DQ, but I appreciate that they let you put gravy on nearly anything. |
| 7 | NR |  |
Another newcomer. Food quality = top notch. Drive-thru wait time = clear your schedule. |
| 8 | 5 |  |
A major drop, as they left the cajun mayonnaise off my blackjack burger last week. |
| Worst 2 Places | |||
| 1 | 1 |  |
Seriously, this place is still open? No one I know goes there. Is it a drug front or something? |
| 2 | NR |  |
Hardee’s is only off the hook this week because they are sponsors of the St. Louis Cardinals, who need my total support right now. |
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