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Fast Food Power Rankings: Week 3
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1 4 With the temporary fall of Wendy’s, T-Bell needs to be rewarded for having possibly the single greatest fast food item: the Cheesy Gordita Crunch.
2 8 I've tried literally millions of teriyaki and Hawaiian chicken sandwiches in my day, and not one of them has come close to BYB's. A+ for consistency over the years.
3 1 Wendy’s has replaced their Big Bacon Classic with a new, two-pattys-of-beef-six-strips-of-bacon “Baconator” sandwich. Observations: First, fast food places should never REPLACE a menu item with another, unless they are almost identical. Second, I resent that Wendy’s has decided that if I want bacon on a burger, it can be accompanied by no fewer than two patties of beef . Third, I am uncomfortable saying the word “Baconator” at the drive-thru. It’s just silly.
4 NR This chain would be in the top three every week, except that it is only available in three or four states. And they're run by Mormons.
5 NR I know it’s not really fast food, but I just want to establish Quizno's superiority at the top of the sandwich food chain.
6 NR I had a McFlurry the other day. I McLiked it.
7 NR It’s weird that Carl's Jr. and Hardees are the same restaurant, the name just depending on where you live in the country, because Carl's Jr. is so good, and Hardees is so fucking terrible. Carl's Jr. could be ranked higher, but it will always have the evil twin, Hardee's, ruining all credibility.
8 NR They make the list because contrary to popular belief, Rally's does still exist. They sure had me fooled.
Worst 2 Places
1 Top 8 They didn't take the sour kraut off my corned beef rueben, and they FORGOT my loaded cheesy potato bites. I'm not mad, Arby's. I'm disappointed and I'm hurt. And actually, yes, I am mad too.
2 NR In 1993, three died and 600 others were sickened by an E. Coli outbreak stemming from Jack in the Box hamburgers. I remember that shit. I lived it. It was REAL.
 
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