| Rank | Food | |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |  |
Popeye's Mardi Gras Mustard Mardi Gras Mustard is the Zorro of sauces. Apparently some kind of "limited time only" deal, it shows up without warning, kicks a lot of ass for a while, and then inexplicably disappears again. [Note: I'm not sure if this is actually something Zorro does]. |
| 2 |  |
Arby's Sauce Duh. Fucking amazing. Roast Beef Sandwich is to Arby's Sauce, as Darryl Hall is to John Oates. |
| 3 |  |
In 'N' Out Animal Sauce I hardly equate the concepts of a fast food restaurant and a prohibition-era speakeasy, but In 'N' Out somehow fused the two ideas with their "Secret Menu." Whether you're an upper-crust socialite flapper, or a random dude off the street, just add the word "animal" to your burger or fry order. It comes slathered with a magical mystery sauce that will knock your block off. |
| 4 | |
Popeye's Cajun Gravy Obvious rival to Whataburger's White Gravy (see below), this version boasts a beefy, spicy tang that is the perfect complement to Popeye's mashed potatoes. If you know what's good for you, you best be dipping a biscuit up in this. When Lil' Wayne uses the expression "Rain on them hoes," he's talking about Cajun Gravy. Raining on the hoes I mean. |
| 5 |  |
Chick-Fil-A Polynesian Sauce What the hell is a "Polynesian" anyway? Who the fuck cares. This sauce tastes like a dream I had when I was back in high school, one of those where I knew I was dreaming so I could do anything I wanted. Jennie Garth and Nancy Kerrigan got a workout that night, I'll tell you that. |
| 6 |  |
Guthrie's "Gut" Sauce A more obscure selection, but a major player. A staple in southern college towns, Guthrie's has been mass producing this delicacy for years. In college, I probably spent more intellectual energy wondering what Gut Sauce was made of, than on all thoughts of school combined. I can't even explain what this shit tastes like, but I think it doubles as a rust remover. |
| 7 |  |
McDonalds Sweet and Sour Sauce Hailed for its all-around versatility. McNuggets, fries, fingers, your penis -- You name it, you can dip it. If you haven't covered a McCheeseburger with a mound of fries and a dollop of S & S, you should push yourself down a considerable amount of steps. |
| 8 |  |
Whataburger White Gravy On the healthy scale, it falls somewhere between chocolate-covered bacon and deep fried motor oil. Served with chicken fingers, this thick, rich gravy is about the only thing good at Whataburger. |
| Honorable Mentions | ||
| Arby's Sour Cream Ranch, Arby's Tangy Southwest Sauce, McDonald's Chipotle BBQ, Wendy's Spicy Southwest Chipotle, Backyard Burger's Cajun Mayonnaise. | ||
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